Kiss Blowing

Submitted By: Alex P


“This is currently the only known way to transport a kiss via teleportation (see “”wonkavision””). The flatness of the hand below the lips works as a cross-ramp, so that the kiss will not fall victim to the ill effects of gravity. This makes it possible for the kiss to eventually reach the desired target.

It is typically used when two loved ones are physically distant but can still see each other, and would like to convey affection to one another. So next time that special someone blows you a kiss make sure you catch it, because you don’t want it falling into the wrong hands!”